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1. The Vampire Diaries

Damon: So I'm thinking of a person. He's reasonably good looking, charming accent, and he would be the most amazing wingman if he just...
2. Timeless

Ian Fleming: Perhaps you can't tell by my accent, but I'm not German, you idiot.
3. Scorpion

Toby: Because I'm scared to death, not for me to be a father but for Happy to be a mother! Nurturing, kind, and patient are not the...
4. Gotham

Jim: I'm happy. Vale: Of course you are. You get to drink scotch all day and have sex with me.
5. Shameless

Svetlana: I am kept woman. You want good life, find someone to keep you.
6. From Dusk Till Dawn

Richie: Draw their fire from the church just so we get shot at? Seth: A key component of that is not getting hit. Richie: If you were a...